[Writing is rushed all over the place, and inksplatters abound~]

TRASH MONSTER

HELP

[ooc: All replies will be made by bridewannabe :3 And yes the idiot went to work even as a child.]

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I was wondering what that flash was.

You know, you could have asked me for a proper picture instead of that thing. I look like a gi I would have said yes... depending on the circumstances.

And the words "fantasy date" sound kind of wrong. I feel like a host in a host bar now.

What I do is not interesting, amazing, or something to be celebrated and sung about.

What's wrong with these people? I'm no special person.

Virgins have unicorns. [long pause because he's not comfortable with those words yet] Non-virgins don't, and if they come in contact with unicorns in question, the unicorns will either faint or attempt to hurt them ( Read more... )